kid's talk

1)

Kathleen in her circus master voice : Ladies and Vegetables!!! Boys and Girls!!!!

(what an insult to the gentlemen :P)

2)

At the chalet when mommy is going to the supermarket to buy BBQ stuff, leaving her in the chalet with daddy.

Mommy : remember, stick close to daddy and don't go out of the chalet on your own.
Kathleen inched a little bit closer to daddy
Kathleen : I am very already close to daddy

3)

Kathleen : Mommy, can I marry you next time?
Mommy : Unfortunately I have already married your daddy
Kathleen : Why? Is it because I am a short girl?

(her ego already bruised by her short stature :P)

Too full to move

Went to the nearby food court and ordered fried rice for dinner.

After dinner, Kate asked me...

Kate : mommy, are you full?

Me : I am so full I cannot move!

She then grab my left index fingers with both  her hands and shake it vigorously and then declared :

Kate : Can move!!!!!!

:P

20100625 car ride

I hardly drive.  And my parking sucks.  And having a kid behind threatening to do a 'incredible hulk tear off his shirt' stunt with her car seat constraints adds to the stress (so does having a long queue of cars behind me).

Recently, papa had some parking issues at his customer site, and so left the car at my mom's place so that I can drive Kate home at night.

On the first night, while driving into the multi storey car park, she said :

"Mommy, don't park for 3 hours OK?"





p/s fortunately I figured out what she was saying the next day when she said "dont' park for 3 hours, park for 1 hour." She mean minutes! :P

kids say the darnest thing...

Incident 1 - Charlie was explaining why her daddy was taking a nap at po po's place before dinner.

Charlie : my daddy sleep very late.  He watch tv until very late.
Kate (limited vocab) : my daddy NEVER sleep
Charlie : .......

赢了!

Incident 2 - Kate playing with herself, alternating between speaking for Legoman (yes, blame the mommy for the lack of imagination, she just tell K the name is legoman) and his horse.
Kate (Legoman to horse) : I don't friend you
Kate (horse to legoman) : no, I want to be your friend
Kate (legoman to horse) : I don't want to friend you
Mommy to papa : see? This is what she learns in school
Kate (horse to legoman) : I want to friend you
Kate (legoman to horse) : I don't friend you.  You are gay.
Mommy : !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Incident 3 - mommy in the bathroom with K during that time of the month...
Kate (very excited) : mommy, you got pampers!!!!

Talking about having something in common.... *roll my eyes*