Incident 1 - Charlie was explaining why her daddy was taking a nap at po po's place before dinner.
Charlie : my daddy sleep very late. He watch tv until very late.
Kate (limited vocab) : my daddy NEVER sleep
Charlie : .......
赢了!
Incident 2 - Kate playing with herself, alternating between speaking for Legoman (yes, blame the mommy for the lack of imagination, she just tell K the name is legoman) and his horse.
Kate (Legoman to horse) : I don't friend you
Kate (horse to legoman) : no, I want to be your friend
Kate (legoman to horse) : I don't want to friend you
Mommy to papa : see? This is what she learns in school
Kate (horse to legoman) : I want to friend you
Kate (legoman to horse) : I don't friend you. You are gay.
Mommy : !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Incident 3 - mommy in the bathroom with K during that time of the month...
Kate (very excited) : mommy, you got pampers!!!!
Talking about having something in common.... *roll my eyes*
3 comments:
" I don't friend you. You are gay." is an INSTANT CLASSIC. I burst out laughing when i read that..LOL.
hahahahaahahahhahaha
Motherinc, kkf,
it really makes me wonder what those kids talk about in childcare .. :P
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