kid's talk

1)

Kathleen in her circus master voice : Ladies and Vegetables!!! Boys and Girls!!!!

(what an insult to the gentlemen :P)

2)

At the chalet when mommy is going to the supermarket to buy BBQ stuff, leaving her in the chalet with daddy.

Mommy : remember, stick close to daddy and don't go out of the chalet on your own.
Kathleen inched a little bit closer to daddy
Kathleen : I am very already close to daddy

3)

Kathleen : Mommy, can I marry you next time?
Mommy : Unfortunately I have already married your daddy
Kathleen : Why? Is it because I am a short girl?

(her ego already bruised by her short stature :P)